The URL is even weirder:

No, wait... THIS IS IT!

Oh, man, John Astin as Gandalf. There’s a missed opportunity.

No one ever believes me when I say I’m a professional assassin. It was only after I stabbed that hitman with a pen that people freaked out.

As the last flickering light in the universe goes dark, and the atoms start to decay, someone, somewhere, will post “Great Job, Internet!” for the final time.

“I forced those Bothans to work crunch hours! It’s Sith magic!!”

G4 was basically Maxim magazine but as a cable channel.

I still hate G4 for killing TechTV.

Fett also clearly killed it, which I imagine took a considerable amount of time and effort leaving him will little or no resources at the end. Hence why he punched his way out.

Batteries always make great stocking stuffers, even without a gift that needs them.

God, what’s the Russian version of SNL like?

That Avengers/JLA cover is easily one of my favorite of Perez’s work, as is this:

Some excuses for this year:

Can someone explain to me why Muppets Take Manhattan is on HBO instead of Disney+? All the other pre-Disney Muppet films are on D+ but this one is missing.

I’ll just play the ROMs, thank you very much.

I can think of two things wrong with that name...