As the movement progressed, others spoke loudly, including Susan B. Anthony, who stated, “I will cut off this right arm of mine before I will ever work or demand the ballot for the Negro and not the woman.”

Careful, Jenna. Remember what happened the last time a politician took a swipe at the Simpsons:

The ice cream trucks where I grew up just played a woman screaming “Hello!” at the top of her lungs. Pretty sure it sold more than ice cream, too.

As Gen X’er, I’d post a witty comeback, but I don’t want to.

Cricket and Spider are also great when your child grows out of Ladybug.

He looks like the geek other geeks pushed into lockers.

It doesn’t help that most newspaper comic strip readers want something about as edgy as Garfield, and about as white as Blondie. 

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Won’t somebody think of the horny white meatheads?!

Your closest locally owned game store. Support your local businesses, now more than ever. Amazon isn’t hurting for money, and GameStop will most likely get restructured during the inventible bankruptcy selloff.

I would watch the late night uncut versions in college. Sooo many early classes missed that year.

If the AMC near me shuts down, I’ll just go the Picture Show theater a couple towns over. There’s almost no difference between the two, except Picture Show has a full bar and better pricing.

I’ve always been in the “do nothing all summer” camp since I was a kid. To me summer vacation meant sleeping late, watching daytime TV, and hanging out with friends until sundown or later. I never had structure like day camps or playgroups and I somehow filled my summers with memories. But that was in the ‘80s and…

These are all good suggestions if your older kid/teen loves creepy, fantastical horror. I’d also suggest “The Institute”, “Jaunt” from Skeleton Crew, and “The House on Maple Street” from Nightmares and Dreamscapes. King’s short story collections may be more accessible for reluctant readers overall since he tends to…