This is a travesty.

But how fast can it squeeze juice out of prepackaged bags?

I can already see the accidents that would happen with this since there are no guards around the blades.

And, arguably, more exciting racing.

“Do whatever you want, man” is an incredible response.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.

So, no solution to healthcare yet?

There’s always next year...

The reason it is “banned” is because you need a roll cage (not just a bar), window net, NHRA Competition License to go quicker than 9.99, full fire suit, and fire gloves. And it’s only a few MPH away from needing a parachute. (150 mph trap speed makes that a requirement)

It’s not difficult, you just lay or sit down and she sits on you facing away... Wait, I think that we are talking about different things...

Jesus Christ. It is chilling how much this resembles trying to debrief my five year old daughter twenty minutes after some silly meltdown - except she doesn’t have fucking committees and nemeses in the newsmedia and so on to obfuscate with.

This is insulting to children and babies.

We don’t need no traction c o n t r o l.

Loving this for the simple fact that...well where else can I watch an Altima Coupe face off against a couple Porsches?

WTF is a “lil” “uzi” “vert?”

Great Scott!

If you can’t afford a V8, you REALLY can’t afford to crash your v6.

This is just crazy, we can clearly see you’re nut.

Hey Trump, shouldn’t you be golfing?