Add a zero, put it on craigslist.

Crack Pipe.

Who among us hasn’t scuttled our crowdfunded submarine to cover up a gruesome undersea murder after a life of moneyed eccentricity? It’s the oldest trick in the book.

He’s an Inspiron to us all

He’s obviously new money...one does not drive the Rolls, one is chauffeured naturally. 

Every drift car should be a 2013 Camry. They are grounded to the ground.

“you look like you’ve fallen over in the playground”

Joe is 74 years old. He worked hard all his life and then became a great politician who ended up being next to the most powerful man in the universe. Now their 8 years are done and an orange guy lives in their house.

This comment is going to go over so many heads and be underappreciated, much like this entire article.

The blimp now plans to tour the country doing its impression of Tiger Woods’s career.

In Russia, Rocket Fires You!

Floundering Force India Founder Forced to Flee Fleeting Formula 1 team For Fraud.

don’t think that works for guys,

As I BMW fan, I can honestly say that, even though this is a bit different as far as race car liveries go, it’s miles better than the two most recent art cars from BMW.

BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND VOLCANO LAIR FOR ADDITIONAL PLANNING!

That center wing span better be damn strong, or we are looking at one spectacular air disaster.

Officer: Where you coming from?

Do I detect a little Jean Girard?

Thought you were talking about Fernando Alonso going forward.

Obligatory #PlacesAlonsoWouldRatherBe and a dumb pun.