Points awarded for 24 Hours of Lemons races: -800, -900, -1000 Points to third*

don't mind me just posting up a working link to part 2...

Awesome awesome perfect that was a great idea contrasting the music/slow motion shots with the bellowing full speed video. We all need a plastic jesus on our dashboard..... Nice work! I keep hitting replay on the video...

Just switch on GrassMatic and DirtTronic and OffroadAssist Plus, you are good to go.

That's how!

What is this??? A car for ants???? It has to be at least twice as big!

Chris, go home, you're drunk.

tires? detailing the rear fenders? gas? renting a butler to hold your tea while doin the burnout? laying down a layer of 100 dollar bills so you can get that crazy smokey effect :P

This guy is on the ground in the ethnic conflict in South Sudan and all you can ask him is vapid questions about gadgets and folding knives?

Just curious, but do you put pine tar on the tires when you drive one of these monsters?

I would rather watch the first season of original Top Gear flipped upside down in a sepia tint, dubbed over in German with Hieroglyphics as subtitles, than ever watch another Top Gear USA episode.

Top Gear Ethiopia - unwatchable. A solid hour of driving around looking for food. No substantive car reviews at all.

No, you can't drive a modified Corvette in the Indianapolis 500.

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