A 420 friendly move theater would be an unlimited amount of revenue. Too bad the white men in power want us coloreds to be in jail more than make billions.

S/he’s joking, but I had a Trump cultist tell me in all sincerity earlier today that Obama drained America’s lakes and sent the water to China, so it certainly wouldn’t be shocking if a Moore supporter said all that nonsense seriously.

lol:

If the header photo is from today’s meeting, he didn’t just purse his lips. He pursed the entire lower half of his face.

Or even the mere fact that he claimed to get their mommy’s permission to “date” them.

Riiiight. And how does this chucklefuck explain Moore getting banned from the mall?

Counter-proposal: Keep all golf courses active but also populate them with wolves.

That’s the Orange Box set that comes with Halflife 3 right?

Capitalism: The Final Cut

Artisanal Gluten-Free Capitalism

You’re all wrong! Pumpkin Spice Capitalism is the one true Capitalism.

Nope, Cool Ranch Capitalism for me.

Or, just completely ignore it!

Mmmmbaby, I LIKE ‘em all squirrely

Man, this really puts Sean Hannity into a real pickle. How does he defend a pedophile AND respect the police who are confirming that he was known to harass children?

Thoughts and prayers.

*sniff sniff* 

SNAP— wait, not snap