The awfulness of golfers is almost entirely offset by my love of landscaping, so this is obviously the best option for me. Good stuff.

Unfortunately, creating an Animoji causes the volume buttons to fail; a fix is slated for the iPhone X.1 but only if you buy the gold-plated version.

We get it, Jeremy. The corruption goes straight to the top, we know, we know.

Organic Soy Mocha Blend Double Capitalism

What a fucking idiot. I’m waiting for Capitalism X: Alpha Redux Edition w/Collectible Figurine & Guidebook. The wiki said it started development in January and I’ve already pre-ordered. So excited!

He told me his research showed a “helium hood” is the best way to go.

Ahahaha and you better believe that the second the first report came out all of the senior Republicans were like “The jig is up. The Podestas were right.” and got the fuck out of Dodge

lol skittish and afraid, like a one-eared cat

Uhhhh no? The whole point of TV is to have background noise to cover up the sex noise and I’m simply too virile to smash my bang into such a timeframe. “Oh! oh! Hold on I have to choose the next episode.” Not very sexy, Franklin.

This needs to appear higher on the comment list. Nothing says “bang me” like the reminder there will be food afterwords.

I’m fine with this. There are far better ways to quench my bloodlust other than foobaw, like by torturing animals or by being a MMA fan or by voting Republican. As long as I can still watch pain being inflicted on living things then I am 100% set; makes me hard as a rock which is weird but gift horses

I’m still not sure what happened here, but I think I enjoyed it?

And the winner for Best Beta Boy Blogger goes to Hamilton “Cucks” Nolan. Good luck marking territory with weak ass deodorant as Alphas dominate your crushes. That’s why I always cover my neck in real blood before I go out; puts out a good “I’m dangerous and live in the woods” feel. Chicks love it, as told by the…

Hmmm well, if the squirrel lets me touch it, maybe I can put a little hat on it.

The real story here is this guy’s power over squirrels. Who is this holy man

That’s what y’all get for watching porn with people in it

It’s tough to reinforce ideas that are obviously bullshit. From the start, this was all about filling up concentration camps to please white nationalists. As we can already see from the grays here, white people will twist themselves in knots in order to justify racial cleansing.

“The Philippines, eh? Beautiful gir—women—there. Very accommodating. Very afford—er—adorable—women.” —Roy Moore

In before it turns out he’s wanted for murdering three women in 1989.