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Yep I’m definitely not, like, you know, rooting for North Korea now or anything, but nothing is more 2017 than this. North Korea just taught America a new word in their own language. Think on that.

Having your own children is a selfish act. Save up for an adoption.

WTF your game has guns?!?! OUR GAME HAS GUNS WTFFFFFFF

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Great article and series.

Motherfuckers i said what i said

Sigh, it’s sad but I don’t know anyone who could nazi this coming. For Republicans, it must be a hit lerning they could all die at any moment. This movement is not fourteens, words anyone is able to say. I hope he only gets 22% of the vote and his opponent gets 88%.

Sorry you didn’t get into the college you wanted, Abby

You can’t! Commenting is invite-only! I troll their facebook sometimes.

What hot take *wink*

Abraham Lincoln was correct when he said “A snake in the boot is a hat freedom fireworks.” Have we learned nothing from these sage words? Taxes lumberjacks Conservative Christian values. Healthcare? With the Lord as our Savior protecting American pre-existing children’s duty, honor, and prosperity. Thank you Jim.

If it’s any consolation, black solidarity seems to be upsetting the nation’s True White Conservatives™

I was a gay sex party in what looked like a railroad

Puerto Rico is the one with the Communists, right?

“These are four of the best students, academically, behavioral-wise,” Wilson said. “Our worst students killed 3 men last year. Baby steps.”

Uhhh leave britney alone? Whites are ethnic cleansing rn ffs

The only way to prevent this is to pay attention to a baseball game. A true paradox.

“I prefer arid genitals” - You rn

Thousands and thousands of innocent lives or The White Man’s Honor? This is what American society has devolved to. Congratulations dickbags, your feelings are going to kill a fuckton of people. Christ.

Hillary Voters lol