You forgot to mention that Apple kneecaps other music services by blocking them from working with Siri. Every Spotify user wants to be able to say “Siri, play Beastie Boys on Spotify,” but our pleas fall on deaf ears because Apple wants to protect their janky music service.

“ Tobacco is not the dangerous part of smoking, it’s the nicotine (addictive) and carcinogenics (cancerous) added to the tobacco by every cigarette company because the FDA never had the balls to stop them.”

I stopped reading at “subscription.” 

Can I tell Siri to play a song on Spotify yet, like I can with everyone else’s voice assistants? No? 1/5 star review remains, then.

If I don’t use a wallet case and I lose my wallet: I have no idea where my wallet is.

>Good, great. Now your iPhone doubles as a virtue signal.

The legacy telephone system needs to be burned to the ground and rebuilt from scratch, in the last year as much as half of all the calls I received were spam. This will get worse before it gets even worse than that.

“I mean, nothing can replace a classic cigarette, especially when clutched between the fingers of a teen who’s dying to look cool.” Teen smoking dropped ~30% in 2014, largely due to vaping. That was when the big panic about vaping started. My pet theory is that the states freaked out about losing cigarette tax…

They were fine with it until it became successful and threatened tobacco revenues.