Absolutely. Raw onion is way too strong. I’ll never understand anyone who claims it makes a burger taste better.

I am with you on the whole raw onions, I don’t like raw onions in anything ever. I am also hard against iceberg lettuce in pretty much any context. It has no flavor, no nutritional value, nothing it just adds crunch for crunch sake, I am fine with just about any other form of lettuce or even baby spinach.

*Truly, the “theme park ride experience” of website design.

FYI Lae’zel the Gith Warrior is a party member. It doesn’t take long after the Nautiloid crash to find her again, and it should be impossible to make it to the first town without seeing her again, but just in case you don’t see her by the time you reach the grove, go back and look.

Sounds like you did a real shit job mate

but the part where a bunch of adults just had to check out a piece of playground equipment because it was a Twitter thing.

I’m one of the adults you’re shaming. I didn’t actively seek it out but I happened to be nearby so I went on it.

The slide was fun! If that gets you all in a tizzy, you need to rethink your life.

And, just to add onto the misery, of the two actual battles you fight (as opposed to your general slaughter), the first is exceptionally punishing in its intensity, but not actually anything new, so it’s designed to be both unfun in difficulty and boring in execution. (Or, if you make the bizarre choice to do a…

It identify as X now, why can’t you affirm it, you bigot?

... too buttered? TOO BUTTERED?

Tge second one is league over the first one. The first one took itself dead seriously. The second knows its dealing with stars that are more memes than actors, and embraces it fully. And Van Damme is awesome as a villain named... Villain. 

I mean, was there any reasonable expectation that the new title sequence would?!? Hell, the whole point of that sequence is to show you stuff that *might* happen, mixed in with a bunch of stuff that won’t...yet.

If anything the canon is even more convoluted than it was previously, as it explicitly sets up a multiverse scenario where every arcade ending of MK11 is canon. 

I’d also want for my non-active party members to not solely be at camp. It feels odd for Gale to just stand a out in camp begging for me to find something for him rather than, say me heading into the Druid camp and spotting him there, trying to purchase something (could also lead to some humorous encounters when…

I recently realized the most Gen X “joke” in the world is complaining that cable channels don’t show what their name says anymore.

What with how hard it is to find music videos anywhere these days.

I was thinking much the same, maybe they could put on some goddamn music videos for a change? 

Whoa, you think the “M” in “MTV” might actually stand for something?

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If they don’t have something better for The Guide to do besides be an irritating Gilligan character whose role is to say the wrong thing at the wrong time, they should drop her from the cast. The one and only interesting portion of her persona was her icky obsession with Guillermo as a slayer but that seems to have…