Conspicuously missing from the list:

Literally as I was sending in today’s column, the alarm started going off for no reason. Not kidding.

Doug worked the Acura SLX into an article.

They’re harder to break loose than front engine cars and tend to be very unforgiving if you take them too far beyond the edge. For these reasons, most drift cars are front-engine, RWD.

Haha. The guy who is constantly posting photos of Philadelphia and a giant yellow Hummer? Yeah, that's me.

Damn you DeMuro! Driving 2 cars in one day that are in my “10 must drives before I die” list.

It’s fun watching the ways Volvo works to stay ahead as safety standards and other brands catch up to them.

I love seeing the rims break. Ever since the “small frontal overlap” test so much work has been put into rim designs that absorb impacts by breaking. Its cool if you ask me. Brittle aluminum snapping in a controlled way.

MUUUUDDDDD

I should have added this in the post but... who running this towing company would think anybody’s going to pay $50k to get their shitty XJ back? Or that this guy even has that kind of money?

Hey! This happened in my backyard! You wouldn’t be surprised to see the bill if you saw what the owner of assured collision drives, a bright green Lamborghini Murchialago! Also, there are houses only a couple hundred feet away from where he was stuck, I am supposing if he didn't call for the tow himself, which would…

Yes they do. I’ve considered it, but seems like hundreds of dollars that could be spent on other things rather than aesthetics. Learn to love the bug eyes instead.

So, it’s a scooter.

18 seconds before I hit pause. Fuck and no.

These are expensive, but you’re getting a lot more “thrash-around fun” for dollar than you would if you bought a new Wrangler and started modding it.

Powertool, car and gun safety knowledge should be a requirement in school.

Great article Wes, everyone should know this stuff. I daresay it should be taught in school even.

Sweet, only 60 seconds! *clicks video* over 2 minutes!! I’ve been lied too.