PSST: there’s a small typo here:

Oh, it’s definitely Blac Chyna. She is messy as HELL.

I’m from near there, so if you’re ever in Collodi (Italy), go visit the Pinocchio Park. It, and the butterfly house (in the Garzoni Gardens right next to it) are INCREDIBLE.

Similar to the hot water method: the microwave method. I do 11 seconds at 80%, and it comes out perfectly. Upend into a waiting bottle, and BOOM. All of your old lotion is mixed with your new. And you can lather, rinse, repeat with this method to fully empty the bottle.

In other words: a Tesla.

I have, in fact, not.

Madam.

Please be careful and always have liquid Benadryl to hand. As my allergist told me when I was “tentatively cleared” for shellfish (I only had some itchiness) but then went into anaphylaxis: just because you didn’t die one or ten times doesn’t mean you won’t die the next.

Wow!  It’s almost as though a site called “Lifehacker” is less news and more...wait for it...LIFE HACKS.

I think they’re just still in their MASSIVE CHEMISTRY phase of their relationship. Usually, that fizzles out after a while. Sometimes it doesn’t. Either way, it’s fun while it lasts.

Ew, no. Gross.

I might just love you for this comment.

Please, sir/and/or ma’am. I think I might love you.

Not everyone avoids meat b/c they don’t like it. I LOVE meat, but I’ve been an ethical vegetarian since the ‘90s. I’m THRILLED to have realistically meat-like products that I can eat without sacrificing my personal views.

I’ve eaten them and, as someone who has been veg since 1998 but still misses meat, these were PERFECT.  And I can see exactly why someone who eschews actual meat would find these a bit squicky. They are so meat-adjacent that I had to double-check to make sure I was eating the right thing.

To be fair, Will Smith isn’t actually a good actor. He got that award b/c he’s been in Hollywood for decades.

Ditto Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell. Just shut up already, folks.

It’s alopecia, not cancer. In most cases - likely Jada’s b/c I get the feeling that she’d talk about it if it were - it is essentially harmless. Ask me how I know.

I’ve been veg (vegan and vegetarian, depending) since 1998, and I am loving this era for the availability of plant-based versions of things. Back in the day, it was lentils and tofu. TVP, if you were luck. The downside, though, is that I couldn’t have had even a forkful of anything described in this article, as…

I accidentally got a case (8 rolls) of bamboo toilet paper from Grove, when they added it to my cart as a “we think you’ll like this!” and I didn’t check my cart before my auto-ship.