Now do DISC.

Then don’t do it. I don’t actually care - it was merely a suggestion. 

There are other ways of insulating things, you know. Wrap it in a wet towel. Use an ice pack. Put the whole shebang into ice water and then wrap that in a wet towel. I mean, what do you want me to say? JFC, it was just a suggestion.

Apparently, it’s a bluetooth-enabled ultrasonic (?) fruit and vegetable sanitzer.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Oh, it’s definitely a joke. :) 

Then replace the water. I don’t know what else to tell you.

There’s no such thing as a “hypoallergenic dog.” People react to enzymes in the dog’s saliva, not to their fur or dander. 

This made me grind my teeth.

Honey absolutely lasts indefinitely. Those crystals aren’t a sign of spoilage, they’re just...crystals. If you want to return your honey to its original consistency, submerge the jar in hot water for a few minutes. VOY O LA! Good as new!

Get a butter bell!  The bottom is cool/cold water, and you submerge the butter (that’s been placed in the top) into the water. The butter stays fresh and cool, and remains spreadable.

um. There are no standard training requirements to become a doula. Yes, you can take a course somewhere, but even then, if you’re lucky, it may only amount to about 12 hours of training. Doulas are not paid well because they have no formal training. You could have attended your sister’s birth, take a one-night class…

That wasn’t war. That was terrorism.

This is the perfect gif for this.

Isn’t this the same guy who used to go by “Hot Medic” (BARF) before all this started? Christ, what a smarmy fuck.

JFC, these two are exhausting.

That particular model can - and does - go off without the trigger being pulled. There are any number of articles/videos from way before Haylana’s death that talk about it.

So what is with all these new, troll-ish accounts that are suddenly in the blacks? I’ve been on this site for over a decade, was in the blacks, was thrust back into the greys, and now I can’t get out. But these victim-blaming dickwads can comment with no barriers? Come on, now.

YES!  GMG UNION!!!  I AM SO THRILLED FOR YOU GUYS!!!!

I have eaten Campbell’s (and it can only be Campbell’s) Cream of Mushroom soup straight from the can since the ‘90s. It’s squishy and fabulous.