She also only voted 9 times in the last 26 elections. Fuck off, Caitlyn.

Yeah, this whole line:

something about the temerity of walking an Instagram-influencer cat on a leash was a larger symbol of economic disparity.

“Alexus?”  Was “Afiat” or “Atoyota” already taken?

..um? Bagels have been in Italy for YEARS. You can get them at the Autogrill. You can buy them at the COOP or Conad. They are pronounced “bai-gehl.”

What place is that?

Pretzels. Any kind. Soft, hard, splits, minis - it matters not. Pretzels scraped in butter is amazing.

I got my appointment via Vaccine Fairy ((2) Vaccine Fairy 🧚 (@VaccineFairy) / Twitter), and they work appointment miracles! It’s worth a shot!*

Tom Brady DOES look like a tool in that picture!

Ah, but to be fair - and I say this as someone who is working her way up to a black belt in karate - you really *can’t* replicate learning the skills and discipline by yourself.

Or, like me, when I was uninsured and training for my third marathon, break my leg because I stepped in a pothole.

If it makes you feel any better, an number of athletic/fit people did exactly that on her stupid-ass tweet.

I don’t mean to sound ignorant, but what are “potatoes?” This is to say, I’m assuming you don’t mean the food, right?

I, too, cannot wait to shave your bunions with it.

My exact thought. I live in SE PA, and we either call it “PA,” or we call it “Pennsylvania.” 

The first woman who tweeted up there - Melissa Stetten - is literally an ex of his.  So I’d say she knows him.

Eugene Gu is a garbage Twitter troll who abuses and manipulates women. Fuck him.

Yep.  I’m from Italy, and I have lived in the States long enough to know better, but to me, “Dannon” is always “Danone” in my ears and my head.

WHERE DO WE WATCH THIS???  I HAVE THE WHOLE WEEKEND TO MYSELF.

Alternately: after the first use of the roasting pan, and when the drippings have cooled, schwipe it all down with a finger and shove it into your face. Lick the leftovers directly from the pan.