GROSS. 

Once again, I am SO glad that you’re writing on The Takeout now! And this is my new favorite column.

GIVE. THIS. TO. ME.

I wore black wedding gowns to BOTH of my weddings!  The first in 2001, the most recent in 2007.  Different husbands, so different gowns, natch.

WandaVision:  “The Monkey’s Paw,” but make it New Jersey.

I think all women are entitled to whatever choices that they make about their bodies. That said, I think that if Janice hadn’t gone bananas with the plastic surgery, especially since she was SO FUCKING GORGEOUS to start with, she would’ve ages so much more beautifully. 

...and to be fair, Cindy and Iman and Naomi and Christy and Linda and Stephanie and... were all BABIES (to my now-48-year-old-brain) when they were at their apexes.

Just a heads-up for anyone who decides to switch their dog to a grain-free diet without the advice of a veterinarian: grain-free diets are directly linked to a fatal disease called “canine dilated cardiomyopathy.”  So please check with your veterinarian before you feed your pupper a grain-free diet.

Just a heads-up for anyone who decides to switch their dog to a grain-free diet without the advice of a…

The difference being that Edward and Wallis were Nazis.  Harry and Meghan are not.

There is nothing more pressed than a white woman who thinks she’s owed something.

You. You are a wonderful person and parent.  Big hugs, and I just know your boy will have an incredible life because of you.

I’ve used this on a few pictures of my baby boy, who died when he was six months old.  I don’t care if I’m selling my soul - getting animated pictures of him is a fucking gift.

I am about 99.9999% certain that the Wawa in the header picture is the one that is at the end of my block. It is 392 feet from my house, which is both a blessing and a curse.

So, I’m from Italy, and the idea of TOMATOES IN CARBONARA made me have to lie down and take a few healing breaths.

I’m just here for that headline.  

I’m just here for that headline.  

I am just popping in here (ha!) to say that I used to live in Millville, NJ, and the only good thing about it was that there was a Denny’s that had a bar.

I just want you to know that I read “Acting” exactly as you had intended.

Ok, don’t laugh, but I use baby food powdered rice for soup thickening.  It’s already a powder and completely flavorless, and takes up less space in my cabinet.

Thank you for this excellent article! I’m not Asian, but OHHHHH NEW WAVE (and then...GOTH!).

This Is Us is the worst show on television. And my husband and I watch it every week.