CRYING.

THIS is how you support! Yes!

You don’t get TikTok “likes” that way.

I don’t have a PhD in Literature, but I am a published poet, and the standards by which you are measuring his poem are, at a minimum, laughable.

To be fair, Dolly does that all the time.  It’s kind of her other M.O.

As someone who was born and raised in Europe, OH GOD, THAT LAST SENTENCE.

Yep.  48 years on this earth, and WOWZA, I have heard some doozies. It’s gotta be the name version of face-blindness. 

I read that interview as well, and I agree with her mother.  But on the other hand, folks still don’t pronounce “Tchaikovsky” or “Dostoyevsky” correctly.

I am an American who lived her entire life (from birth until late 20s) in Europe. My name is Petra, pronounced, as I was born in Germany, the German way: “Payh-truh.” Long “a” sound. 

I literally wrote that I keep it in the refrigerator.  

If this is a planet where the preternaturally beautiful Carey Mulligan is not considered attractive, then stop this world, because I want to get off.

This is such a great tribute to a gem at GMG.  Good luck and godspeed, Chelsea!

Aha!  But, if you, like, me, keep a jar of garlic in oil in the refrigerator at all times, peeling that much garlic at one go is a must-do. :)

Is that Eric Edwards?

Interestingly enough, “Clam Garden” is my old stripper name.

Interestingly enough, “Clam Garden” is my old stripper name.

Interestingly enough, “Clam Garden” is my old stripper name.

He reminds me a bit of Dan Stevens in that picture.

APPLAUSE GIF GOES HERE.

As An Old, I am grateful that my Fellow Olds are all very adamant about using correct grammar and punctuation in texts. When I get the occasional text from A Young, and it’s peppered with “u” and “gr8" and emojis in place of words, I shake my fist and curse all the gods in the skies.