Please invite me. I am a very fun guest, and I bring wine.

Counterpoint:  spaghetti is a perfect breakfast food.

TOO LATE YOU OWE ME SPAGHETTI

We are all that little girl. 

Adult me is STILL mad. 

The Bechdel Cast does an excellent episode on The Little Mermaid. It’s worth a listen, and may surprise you with some new ways of thinking. And I say this as someone who HAAAAATES that film. 

I’m just here to say “hi” to a fellow PUTJ fan.  *waves*  Hi, there!

I don’t imagine they take it well.  I mean, anything “left” or “liberal” seems to anger them.  See:  Dixie Chicks, The.

I was going to say, “the ugly duckling is a story of redemption,” but upon further reflection, that’s not actually true.  It’s a story of how being attractive gains you acceptance.  So your comment is actually spot on.

Here's my question -  So if I recall, she still had the dress hanging on the back of her door since the day this happened. If that’s the case, is there a chance that there could be some DNA on it? Even epithelial cells?

Perhaps “Smize Cream” is a delicious frozen dessert that also doubles as a luxury under-eye cream? 

Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah!  I grew up reading James Harriot’s stories, and I am SO HERE FOR THIS!!

Hold on, what???

Kim-Possible!

I follow Shaun King on Twitter - and then, as a result, because he endorsed her - Tiffany Caban.  I’m not even in NY, and I followed this race as though I were a constituent.  To say she is an inspiration is the understatement of the YEAR.

Which one killed the dog?

SERIOUSLY.

I hate green beans because they are squeaky and fuzzy and an abomination.

Ok, but then we have to buy Budweiser and Natty Ice.

I had dinner at Vedge  in Philly last night (if you ever get the chance, GO!), and one of the things I ate was grilled carrots and they. were. DIVINE.  DIVINE!!  I am 100% behind the Yes, You Should Grill Carrots movement.