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The Madwoman of Chaillot
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There’s a difference between concentration camps and death camps, numbnuts. I mean, children have literally died in the concentration camps on the border, so they are now actual death camps.  If you don’t believe me, I suggest that you follow Holocaust Memorial on Twitter.

This video just put the BIGGEST SMILE on my face.  LOVE Lizzo!

I have no issue with how much money folks may have (generally speaking). But that kind of conspicuous consumption really sets my teeth on edge. Like, sure - they could have still commissioned that, uh...necklace. But someone obviously had permission to go to the press about it, and, especially now, when babies are

Hi, Emily! I know this sounds pathetic and pandering, but could I please, PLEASE be moved back to the blacks? I got knocked back down into the grays, and I am not sure why. I promise that my posts are, at a minimum, amusing!

Me, too! I have had giant honkers since around 1985, and grew up across the street from the beach. A boob trench made surviving the summers far more pleasant.

Well, shit. :(

Well, a couple of years back, my two best girlfriends and I went on our annual beach trip to stay at what we call our “two moms’ house” (they’re a married couple, but none of us is actually related to them) down the shore. What one of the mothers neglected to tell us, however, was that her adult son was in town, and

Needs waaaay more stars. 

Spezi! I was born and went to uni in Germany, and I miss real Spezi!

You know where you find hair color that is targeted to both men AND women? The funky hair color aisle. There’s no gender stereotyping when you want blue hair.

NOOOO!!!  This is worse than when CBGBs closed!

I have one and can attest to A:  how great it is, and B:  that it is impossible to use without going “VROOM.”

Everything else about her aside (and that’s saying a lot), she claims to be vegan, but bragged about Tom Ford, Hermes and Valentino, and was photographed wearing leather gloves.  Bitch might be plant-based, but she ain’t no vegan.

Speaking of podcasts, The Dollop has a really good one on Major Taylor.

Shouldn’t that be “stalker” and not “fan” in the De Laurentiis story?  I mean, that guy is a straight up fucking STALKER.

Oh, shit.  I’m in DelCo (unfortunately). I remember this!

HOW IS “JIMMY, JIMMY” NOT ON THIS LIST

Username checks out.

Do you have any idea who those motherfuckers employ (other than me, for I am wonderful)?