Was it a...CHICKEN DINNER?

Ugh. Do NOT read the comments on that hateful cretin’s FB page.  Keep your sanity. I bet that you can already imagine what they’re saying.

The words “salad” and “frosting” should never be put together. Ever.

...maybe it has flaps?

I’m not mistaken, either that’s where she’s originally from, or her family lives there. I believe that part of her defense on Twitter was that she is a POC because she is Jordanian, and therefore she couldn’t have been racist.

Ew. 

This is my dream job. 

1985. I worked on a military depot, cleaning and oiling M16s and making rifle bags for $2.25/hr. Thanks, Sunmer Hire Program!

Yes, those are definitely, uh...shoes.

I sure fuckin’ hope so.

Point out on the Impossible Burger where the vegan hurt you.

I I have a soft spot in my heart for her, but good God, she's a terrible excuse for an actress.

I *literally* just said this to my S. O. The minute I stop looking at her, I forget what she looks like.

Sienna Miller Sienna Miller is a person tgat I always forget what she looks like the minute I’m not looking at her.

I have life-threatening food allergies and, aside from four (yes, 4) Epi-Pens that I always have in my purse, I always have liquid (children’s) Bendadryl on hand. It works much more quickly than the pills, and can be the difference between life and death.

HOOO, boy.  She is nuttier than squirrel turds.

This dumb cunt.

Hot take:Mark Zuckerberg is a shit head. 

Nope. 

I’m not sure whether or not when that when you say that you do make up, you do it as an actual profession, i.e.: run your own biz, work for a salon, have a site, etc., or if you do it on the side ( your post makes it sound like the former, not the letter), but if you are a professional make up artist, it’s worth…