This is a thing of beauty.

Please please let me live in your house and follow your dog’s food regimen. I need some oversight.

You you said everything that I wanted to say, only better.

This deserves 1000000000000 stars. 

I was raised in Italy, and this is pretty close to how we made our pizza sauce.  I don’t know of anyone who cooked their sauce. 

That kid is, uh....adjusting himself.  Good lord.  I hate Ivanka and Jared SIDEWAYS, but whoever first published this picture should have maybe chosen differently.

You can 100% see the mouth form the word “coh-ahp.”

I used to be an EXTREMELY fervent Catholic (I’m now atheist) - like, wore a scapula, went to Mass every day, that kind of thing.

Death.

If you’re one of the many adults who has developed a sudden allergy, please - get an Epi-Pen. At a MINIMUM always carry liquid Benadryl with you.

Hey, dumbass - what part of “If someone surreptitiously records a live show without the express written consent of the copyright holder, that’s theft” do you not understand?

I hate tell you (not really) that you’re wrong. If someone surreptitiously records a live show without the express written consent of the copyright holder, that’s theft. And if you download said music from a site and don’t pay what’s owed to the right parties, then you’re committing theft, as well.

This was my takeaway, too:  her business model is bad.

THAT’S IT, DAMMIT, I’M GOING BACK TO PARC

Hi! My husband works for a record label, and his knowledge of what does and does not constitute theft re: piracy trumps yours. Oh, and this handy page on the FBI website also trumps that idiotic meme. “Imagine your car gets stolen, but it’s still there in the morning?” That’s not it, mate. This quote, from…

Ha! I was just there for dinner last night!  I completely missed that on the menu, but likely because I consider a good scotch the only acceptable dessert. *eyeroll, I know*

Please don’t steal music. Or participate in listening to/downloading stolen music.

Question: Is “Amari and the Night Brothers” an adaptation of Menotti’s “Amahl and the Night Visitors?” Because if so, that adds an extra layer of awesomeness!

I read the linked article, and of fucking COURSE the first fucking comment is this bullshit:

She has a name. It’s not “the woman he had planned a date with.” It’s Ashley Ellerin.