Well, his father is a famous photographer, and he *is* named after Ansel Adams, so....

Why would I think that? They’re in supermarkets and restaurants. I think their market appeal is broad, but meat eaters aren’t diving for these products. Veggies are. Meat-eaters will be convinced by anecdotal evidence and articles like this. Not veg/vegans. We’re the ones CLAMORING for it, overall. 

The Beyond Burger is the only of the two that’s currently available in supermarkets, and I want to say that I spent about six bucks for a two-pack (so yes, kind of) at my local Giant.

This is really disappointing. I’ve been a fan of RR since he first popped up on YouTube and Twitter, and I missed a chance to see him in Philly last year. I mean, I still LURVE him, and that’s not going to change. But I just assumed his live show would be fantastic.

YUP.

Nope.  I’ve been veggie for 25+ years, and I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT the audience for this. As are most of my veg/vegan friends. We ate the HELL out of Impossible burgers at a BBQ this weekend.

That is not a dead fish, that is Kimberly Guilfoyle. 

I will come over and purge that shit for you.

I see no downside to this.

The fiancé of one of my friends is 7 foot two. When I first met him he introduced me to himself as “Chip,“ and I thought he said that his name was “Ship.“ He said, “yes, My name is Ship Shppingtin. Of the New York Shippingtons.” I totally understand that making fun of him is 100% not cool. So I don’t do it. But at…

Let me preface this by saying that, when I was in my 20s, I was kind of a garbage person.

“...We have some of the best writers and video producers on the internet working for our site, and we consistently put out a great product.”

Of fucking course. 

*Reads title of article*

Stella is a Very Good Girl.

Ok, so. I’m from Italy. Born, raised, etc. there. And I can tell you, this may not seem like much of an issue stateside, but, like REAL Parmigiana from Parma, Italians take this shit SERIOUSLY.

Hang on.  He doesn’t even know how to spell her name?  Ai yi yi.

I don’t mind her opinion, as she’s got the career to back it, but I’m now anti-Dionne because of the fur.  Gezus H., it’s 2019. Stop with the fucking fur, already!

Yikes. No.

HAYDEN, GET OUT OF THERE!