Me, too. And I'm white. 

I had heard of no vote-brigading on “both sides.”  Where was this?

On what planet is “we didn’t see the movies, but our pee-pees hurt because there’s a lady” is a “legitimate criticism?”  Because that’s what the argument is about:  little boys who are upset about their erections.

His lip is chapped, and that's really bugging me. 

SHOUT OUT TO YOU SHOUTING OUT CHRISTIAN DEATH!

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Fuck everyone involved with this.  Just...fuck them. I’m so sick of this shit and what has happened to the country that I love. 

I can’t believe I fangirled over him for so many years. Up yours, Officer Tom Hanson. >:(

Patricia Heaton is a horrible, anti-abortion catholic bigot. I hope this show fails, but only because she already has too much money and not enough talent. In short, Patricia Heaton can suck it.

I am not even remotely surprised. He always struck me as a garbage human and always kind of creeped me out, and now I know why.

“Tauti.”

This is excellent!! More, please!

I have never even thought of this. And now I think that you are a culinary genius.

The best way to cook Ramen, at least for me, is to  ook the noodles, then drain about 95% of the liquid. Add the seasoning packet to the noodles in remaining liquid, and then add sour cream. It’s fucking delicious.

I’m glad you’re back, for whatever that means. I don’t know you personally, and this may seem selfish, but I really enjoy your writing  and I’m glad that you’re in a place where you can continue to do it. 

Jeff Koons’ only artistic triumph was having been married to Cicciolina, a porn star who served in Italian Parliament. This other stuff is just dreck compared to that performance.

As someone who struggles with some pretty severe mental health issues AND who used to tour/perform, this is just it. I was in a really great show that I loved and that toured all over the US - hell, I even got to do BC/EFA six times with it - but there are days where you just....can’t. You just can’t get back up on…

Nick Pologeorgis, who runs a Manhattan-based fur business that’s been in his family for more than 50 years, said the proposed ban would hurt his staff of 20 workers as well as the factories he contracts with to make coats, vests and other apparel.

(psst:  flight attendants aren’t paid when they’re grounded.  Just an FYI.)

Who is the demographic for this?  Teen moms?  Could you imagine being in your mid-30s and purposely purchasing a *checks list*  Kylie Kar Seat?”