I can sing harmony!

Jesus christ. That is terrible, and made triply so because it comes from someone you love. I’m so sorry you had to deal with that. (((hugs)))

I’ve been there! I grew up in Italy, and my family went to the truffle festival in Alba every year, and we always took a detour to Paroldo on the way home. It is VERY, VERY COOL.

He seriously looks as though he was smacked in the back of the head with a 2x4. That is some serious RDF (Resting Derp Face).

The church itself is free. It costs 8.50 Euro to climb the towers, which many, MANY people do. Just like in Pisa - the Duomo itself costs nothing to enter (although you do need a ticket, because of crowding), but the Torre and Batistero cost money.

I read your “hon” as though it were pronounced “Jon.”

Bingo.

Her eyes are so lifted/squinty, that she looks as though the lower lids are trying to crawl up over the upper ones.

BECAUSE OF FIVE-MINUTE-LONG DRAGON-RIDING SCENES STRAIGHT OUT OF A 1980s DISNEY FILM? WHAT IN GOD’S NAME WAS UP WITH THAT SHIT?

As an Actual Italian, I praise you! This is this is the only correct thing to do with moldy parm.

This woman is everything that is wrong with America.

Well, considering that at least Olivia Jade was in on it, that’s pretty dumb.

This is the best list. Period.

In fact, go Baroque, or go home!

That is a very large, uh...susho. Is that the singular form of “sushi?” It should totally be the singular form of “sushi.” 

There is a brand new Wawa at the end of my block. I was against it at first, but, um...I HAVE A WAWA AT THE END OF MY BLOCK.

Ok, but Nars “Orgasm” blush is pretty great.

Still Team Scar.

Username checks out.

I BELIEVE.