Ok, but now I REALLY need to know what the boy band was.  Was it Bros?  It was Bros., wasn’t it?

Kudos to you for getting that far.  I gave up after “SOULMATE.”

What is this?  I MUST HAVE IT. 

What is this?  I MUST HAVE IT. 

This is all wrong.  This should be done in a cootie-catcher format.

This is not a source of concern for me.

Well then, since you sit on the Throne of How Influencers Are Picked, please, by all mean, enlighten us peasants. We are eager for your knowledge!

DING DING.  Plus, she (quite famously) went on about how her dad grifted his own parents by stealing the money that they had given him for college, not going (unbeknownst to them), and using it to start a fashion brand.  I don’t think that “raised right” applies to any of this family.  Unless by “right” you mean…

Please tell me this was the Girl Scouts.

I don’t think I could possibly love anything more than this. <3

my peace has a price tag that no one but God can afford.”

 Here, take your star, you glorious bastard, you. 

This is great. :)

I hate him so fucking much.

Ok, but isn’t there a chance that you could stumble on something horrific, like animal abuse?

No panic or anxiety?  As someone who has a debilitating panic disorder, I want what this lady has.  Hell, I’ll take two.

To be fair, Joaquin Phoenix was raised in a cult, so he’s got the whole “religious leader” vibe down to a science.

AHEM.

Thank you for not mentioning “Rent,” also known as the worst musical ever written, also also known by my husband as “that stupid show where everybody gets AIDS and dies.”

Hip Kid here. Can confirm.*

Nope. You are wrong.