His “church” supports gay conversion “therapy.” They can ALL go choke on a bag of assorted donkey dicks. 

Chris Pratt, his animal abandonment, homophobia church, and his bullshit nice-guy persona that, mark my words, is hiding a monster, can all go choke to death on a bag of assorted donkey dicks.

The Speak and Spell actually has some decent practical applications for learning English as a second language.  I grew up in Italy and had one of these (the English version).

Ok, now I really need to see this.

Ding, ding!  I was gonna reference his mistreatment of animals, but every time I do, people jump all over me.  But yes, this.  100%

I find him very attractive, tbh. He’s got that jolie laid thing going for him.

“Jews for Jesus” is an organization that needs to be set on fire. They’re disgusting.

Pew, pew!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:  Chris Pratt gives me the heebie-jeebies.  He strikes me as one of those guys who, underneath that charismatic, aw-shucks, American pie exterior, he’s a guy who abuses people, most likely emotionally. Having been around emotional abusers, this guy sets my spidey senses…

Postpartum depression isn’t necessarily a guarantee when you suffer from depression. I suffered from severe, suicidal, clinical depression for years, and I was really worried that I was going to have postpartum depression or postpartum psychosis after I had given birth. In fact, my psychiatrist was extra sure to make…

You’re fun.

Please read my standalone comment. That was 100% meant as blackface. It’s just that they are so stunningly racist that to them, blackface isn’t a “thing.” They well and truly don’t understand why it would matter to anyone because it doesn’t matter to them. It is FUNNY to them.

No, they are racist fucks.  I know, because I was born and raised in Italy.

So, I was born and raised in Europe - I lived in Italy for 23 years, and I can promise you that the average Italian is racist as fuck, and the more money they have, the more they view Africans as being sub-human - like dirty monkeys in clothes. There are a number of street vendors from Morocco that come to Italy and…

She’s a traitor. Fuck her.

Hey, now! Hasn’t Kaep been through enough?

YOU’RE IN.

I brought a cheese plate for us to share.

SNARK ALERT:

As an off-the-boat Italian, I went partially blind after the second sentence. Am now phoning my old landlord (also a restaurant owner) in Tuscany and will have him recite standard Italian menu items to me until I recover.