YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON

Hardest of passes. 

That was a thing of absolute beauty.

How DARE you besmirch the good name of one of the members of what is, without a doubt, THE best puppet-based hippy-dippy-trippy band ever to exist?!?

Completely OT, but your username combined with the one you’re replying to combines in my head as “Rooty Tooty Poot Mc Fruity” and now I want IHOP.

He does 21-day fasts and all other kinds of wonky “I went to Myanmar and ignored the genocide there so that I could post about my ‘spiritual journey’ and other white-boy shit” types of rich white-boy shit.

there will be more work that follows the Glass family.

No.  She’s a mouthy, abusive, racist cunt who deserves every bit of infamy coming her way.  I guarantee you that, had her seatmates been white, she would likely have asked to be moved, but she in NO WAY would have said all that shit on the phone. She said it all out loud because she thought that the two POC were…

I grew up overseas and never considered “cunt” to be a ‘heavy’ bad word. I use it in casual conversation, and the upside is that, if someone levies it at me, I just don’t get insulted by it. For me, it lacks the weight that it carries for USA Americans.  And I’m really fucking ok with that.

Well, you’ve already gotten the “annoying” part down pat, so why not go all the way?

Actually, throwing a dead animal in a dumpster is against the law in a lot of places, too.

The moral calculus is that you’ve saved an inherently good creature and rid the earth of garbage. So you still come out on top.

Disagree.  If the grilled cheese costs $6 for a kid, the exact same thing should cost $6 for an adult. You can’t upcharge for age.

Go fuck yourself. 

anyone that calls themselves a runner should be hitting that thing, not the gym. Stop playing Tee Ball and step up to the plate.

Yep. And he wasn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed in Donnie Darko, either. Or Jarhead.

Uh.

I thought I hated him before, but when they filmed Silver Linings Playbook on my block and then I could not get TO AND FROM MY OWN HOUSE because of it (and all the looky-loos), my hate spiraled into a fury that burns with the fire of ten thousand suns.

That photo was so thirsty that now even *I* need a glass of water.