Hahaha!!!  Ok, but I can totally see it! :D

I’m torn here. On the one hand, if people want to be left alone, that’s their prerogative.

JFC, she looks like a fembot.  That is not a compliment.

I feel as though you are being quite generous using the word “woman.” 

Died at “Barttthelona.”

Sure. Poop floats. 

I’ll bring the Franzia. 

I completely adore Busy Philipps and will 100% watch her show. But I feel the need to mention that reading that headline put this in my head:

Cold Nutella is better.

I’d much rather have dinner at your house than at Bella’s.

Oh, I think you’re me.  But only if the pack of veggie dogs is partially empty because you ate one or two of them raw in the middle of the night because of, uh...cravings.

I’m from Europe, we have tap water filtered by the dunes

La Vache Qui Rit!

I grew up in Italy in the 70s/80s/90s, and I CANNOT OVERSTATE how much Italians love Dario Argento and Jennifer Connelly. (Small aside: one of my boyfriends was so obsessed with her, that he wanted to name our child after her. Thankfully, that never came to fruition.)

I’ll get my spacesuit. 

Username checks out. :)

I am so sick of this fucking country.  If I could afford to go back where I came from, I would.

When all this is said and done, the one who brought the pizza cutter will always be the idiot who brought a pizza cutter to a murder-stab party. 

Ok, I hated Nirvana in the 90s because I was an über goth, but more than that I am embarrassed to say that until RIGHT NOW, TODAY, I didn’t realize that the album cover was a play on female anatomy.

Um. Do you think there were NON-racist greasers? I’ll admit that I thought that most of both of your comments were bunk, but this part really floored me.