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The Madwoman of Chaillot
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Extra props for Shane Torres!

So, I am from Italy, and when I first moved to United States I could not understand what the fuck people were trying to say when they said “aioli.” Because the phrase in Italian is “ aglio e olio,” which, as it is mentioned in the article, means garlic and oil. Italians eat mayonnaise, sure, but the idea of a garlic

I’m OK with this. At a minimum, the damage that their idiotic, misogynistic, Machiavellian “ideals” that these assholes have inflicted on women who are survivors of rape and abuse should equal any potential threats that they may get. These motherfuckers have the Secret Service working for them, and will never be in

My husband’s grandfather’s sandwich of choice was peanut butter in with Vidalia onion on Wonder Bread. He swore by it.

I grew up in Italy, and visited the US a few times as a kid. I was FASCINATED by Laverne and Shirley, specifically Laverne, and as a consequence, wanted to be just like her, all the way down to the monogrammed shirts. So on a whim, I tried milk and Pepsi one day, and I LOVED it. It was the only thing that I would

Trust me, internet sranger, I *did* have Norovirus. And it was awful.

One of the worst parts to me? The women who support this bullshit. Here is a small sampling of Tweets aimed at me regarding Kavanaugh‘s accusers:

I, too, moved to the USA when I was 23! È così piccolo il mondo! :)

The family is originally Abruzzese, but I was raised in a province of Pisa. Am in Philly now. You?

I have a severe panic disorder, and my heart goes out to Gisele.

Am Italian (from Italy) and can confirm your grandma’s smartness. 

Thank you for adding “struggle mustache” to my personal lexicon.

Oh, shit!!! That’s supposed to say “HE” would make a terrible president, not “YOU” would make a terrible president! YIKES!!!

Well, this is just delightful. :)

Oh, Lord, no. I think you make a terrible president. One self-important blowhard is enough.

Oh, I don’t, either. 

Kavanaugh? Nah. Kava-NAW. 

Here’s the thinghere’s the thing I really like about Avenatti: instead of softballing everything like the Democrats do – which never works, by the way - he plays the game exactly like the shitbag Republicansdo, and they absolutely cannot handle it.

WHOOPS. 

I also DESPISE Peanuts. DE. SPISE.