Or better yet, listen to The Dollop podcast on Hugh Glass! http://thedollop.libsyn.com/dollop-x-hugh-glass

That actually makes me feel better. I wasn’t thinking “this is a paid model.” I was thinking more, “this is a candid/possibly non-consensual shot of a lady on a beach.” 

I will say, I was completely mesmerized by her eye makeup in the opening of the trailer. As in, *i must know more about this woman and this film immediately!*

Wait - is that the film where the actress also wrote, directed, produced, starred in, etc. - and was covered here on Jez a few times?  Something is ringing a bell (and book and candle) in my head.

So. That header pic. Wouldn’t a graphic have been better? I mean, that’s a PERSON in that picture. An actual sentient human being. And yes, Jezebel seems to be a pretty supportive site for (most, not all) things, but I can’t help but think that, if that were my pic on a story about fatness, I’d feel not-good feelings.

Only if it’s a canned hunt. Fair is fair. 

I’m wondering if you had norovirus -I had that once, and your symptoms sound awfully close (no pun intended) to how I was when I had it. I mean this when I say it - I wouldn’t wish that on ANYONE. 

I mean...I don’t actually find him attractive? He kind of looks like the *description* of a hot guy, not an *actual* hot guy. Like the La Croix of dudes.  But YMMV.

From everything I’ve read, he seems likes a really sweet man, and a DEVOTED father. He’s Baha’i, which I don’t know much about (I’m an ex-Catholic-now-fervent-Atheist), but seems...kinda cool? They believe in men and women being equal, for one thing. From Wikipedia:

Fun fact:  Mozart wrote that.  :)

Eh, I’m 45 and have 8 dogs, so, samesies.  But my face looks human.

ilu.

This is a very fair point, as Grape Nuts (we called it “peach gravel” when I was a kid) is delicious in yogurt.

It’s true there’s a very small window between “this cereal is pleasantly crunchy in this milk” and “this has turned into a soggy cardboard mess”

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: ERNIE AND BERT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE FELIX AND OSCAR FROM “THE ODD COUPLE.”

You took the meme right out of my mouth.

They are Oscar and Felix from “The Odd Couple.”

*starts planning vacation*

-*pushes away plate of porcinis*

Hang on - let’s back up a sec.