Ok, but she’s no Bikini.

 It’s like that for me on my laptop, but not on my phone. And it drives me absolutely INSANE. 

*facepalm*

ahhh, youth.

I used to work with a photographer who refused to brush his teeth, as he was certain that all you needed to do was rinse your mouth, and that anything else was a consumer conspiracy put together by Big Toothpaste.

I mean, where does one even *start* with this?

My SO would -wait for it - AGREE TO AGREE.

*raises hand*

Yashar Ali is worth following, too.  He is SUPER involved in wildlife rescue, especially elephants. <3

I think we would be great pals.

This is comforting to know, as I only take medical and health/life advice from organizations that have “oodles” somewhere in their  monikers.

Ah, yes, MAGA. AHAHAAAA

I have. I was my grandmother’s caretaker. And I did everything in my power to keep her comfortable and happy.

That is 100% Kevin’s own bacon.

Ok, that’s it. I’m moving to California. Earthquakes be damned. 

I feel as though 145k is not nearly enough. It’s a paltry sum for hawking bullshit. In fact, one might even call it Paltr-ow-y.

That’s sounds like a pretty good plan to me.

All the stars for “Kid Electron.”

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

Oh, of course! I actually love that film.