Why start now?  They’ve never done them before.  BA DUM TISS

Thank you.  Now, if you don’t mind, please schooch the prune juice over to me so that I can take my Geritol.

I absolutely ADORE Keanu and am less lukewarm towards Winona than I used to be (I am 100% the age demographic for them, btw), but holy hell - neither of these two can act.Have we forgotten what thespian terrors this duo wrought upon us in Dracula? The only time either of these guys is any good is when they’re paired…

Welp, that’s it.  I’m Old.

I am in NO WAY suggesting anyone do this, but oh, the delicious irony if something horrible happened to Alex Jones and then whoever did it just dedicated himself to convincing the world that everything was a hoax, while Jones sputtered and screamed into the void about it.

YAAAAY!! It’s in Neapolitan dialect, too!

No. I’m angry that any part of the MSM is doing unethical shit AND I’m angry that their stupidity is weakening the counter-argument. Because our democracy is LEGITIMATELY being dismantled before our very eyes, and these jabronis are only making it worse.

These dumb fucks.

I don’t say this easily, but if the reporting is true, thank god he’s dead. 

And if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a wonderful Christmas.

“There’s enough there,” Keith Daniels from the Ohio State Trappers Association”

When it comes to anything Lea Michelle related, I am Jessica Lange.  

Other wrist. 

Thank you. You shall be spared. *waves hand regally*

OH, NO!!! You missed the hyperbole train, JUST as it was pulling out of the station! 🙄

On of my favorite videos is a Dimitri video!

I’ve never heard of Silent Citadel - thanks for the tip!

Still would.  I would Green Eggs and Ham the FUCK outta that man.

People who ‘surrender’ or abandon animals because the animals act like animals should they, themselves, be euthanized. YES, I MEAN IT.