100% with you on the mouth sounds. I. cannot. STAND. them. Whispering and hair brushing sounds, yes. Mouth sounds make me want to murder anyone within reach. I actually do voiceover work on the side, and if I hear my *own* mouth making noises in the cans when I’m recording, I can’t take it.

TY!

I am a HUGE ASMR fan - I actually listen to ASMR videos at work b/c I have a very high-stress job and they help me chill out. I don’t watch, just listen, mainly to hair brushing and neck massage videos. I am 100% the demographic for this.

Ok, I am totally going to make this.

I was born in and went to University in Germany. Rotkohl is one of my all time faves. But last weekend, I was at a German restaurant in Philly, ordered, the Rotkohl, and it was so bad, that I’m still sad in my heart. In fact, everything at that restaurant was terrible - the spatzle had no salt! The kartoffelsalat was…

There actually is.  It’s silver. And monogrammed.

Um.  “Garden and Gun?”  Is that a for-reals?

And, quite frankly, one for good measure:  fuck off!

He went on Botched - and they turned him away because he wanted to have a procedure done to “enhance” his looks, and they were like, “nah.  You’ve gone too far, and another procedure will be severely damaging.”

...and vice-versa.  BA DUM TISS!!

Ok, so, I legit thought that’s who the article was about. 

He has no sense of SMELL???

Gosh. It’s almost as though someone who has such a level of dysmorphia that he has chosen to completely surgically alter his body to look like a doll might well have some other issues. Who’d a thunk? 

You can’t do that, though.  You can’t put conditions on money that belongs to a person that is not under someone’s care.

...except that you can’t do that. You can’t put conditions on money that belongs to someone else, unless that person is a ward of the state or someone has PoA. And that was not the case.

These guys are so great!  But sidebar - what the actual fuck is up with KK’s face in this video?  And why can’t she stop stroking her hair?  Did her mother take her pacifier away too early, and this is how she self-soothes?

Jefree Star is a racist piece of shit. Period.

Samesies.

Ah. A modern-day Le Petomane, if you will.

I have seen some sanctimonious, stupid-ass, self-aggrandizing “christian” tattoos before, but this one takes the cake.