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The Madwoman of Chaillot
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I.

This is what I tried for my birthday, but I was born in December, and I live in PA, and nobody wanted in.

I saw a Papa John’s ad last night wherein a “pizza instructor (???)“ was showing a young white man and a young WOC how to toss pizza dough. The camera essentially stayed on the young woman’s smiling face the whole time. I seriously wanted to throw a rock at my tv.

Much better.

I can 100% bite my toenails with my teeth.  I’m not saying that I *do* do that, but only that I *can.*

I need some work on my reading skills, methinks. ;)

Ten bucks says it’s Joss Whedon.

This phrase (emphasis mine):

Ok there, Ky. 

My very first thought, too.

Similar to the difference between athletes and someone who just plays basketball with his friends

I swear to Rudy, even as Pennywise, Bill Skarsgård can get it. 

This, from a commenter who goes by “Beefy Queefs.”  ;)

Not even kidding, I am pretty sure that that’s my BFF’s ex in that gif.

I’ve had sex with both men and women, and for me, oral has almost always been better with a woman. But for a good deep dickin’, give me a man any day.

Wear it as a badge of honor*. Now you have more room in your brain for useful things.

JULIANNE YOU HAD BETTER NOT LEAVE

GUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 This might be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. 

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!