That video of Josh Duhamel’s gf (I can’t be bothered to scroll back up) preening around with a ‘body positive message’ as the caption is giving me an eye twitch.

NOOOOOO! DON’T GO!!!

Hold on. This is beyond the pale:

That he chose to cut a path that his wife and daughters could follow in is chilling and heart-breaking. Because he knows that it will probably happen. 

And I am *from* Europe, so it’s like we’re the same person! ;) Cheers!

*looks at clock*

Can’t edit, but following up to say that, as a person born and bred in Europe, I am in no way body/hair-shaming.  This was pretty much our normal for most of my life.

Well, Trent quit drinking a number of years back. Brad Pitt, fairly recently.

So fucking childish and petty.

I see you, Julia Roberts’ pit hair!

OK, but in the spirit of full disclosure, I was also super attracted to him in “To Wong Foo…,” but YMMV. 

Also this:  John Leguizamo as Tybalt was. my. KRYPTONITE.

This is fantastic.  It is also fan-tastic.  

I eat shiritake noodles all the time, and I, an off-the-boat-Italian who would almost rather die than eat non-pasta pasta, am here to tell you how to do right. And no, they aren’t really like real pasta. But they’ll do in a caloric-deficit pinch.

Also, if one flight goes down, half your family survives.

Aw, man!!  The only upside is that I finally got out of the greys, so there’s a chance that you’ll see this:  You are one of my favorite Jezebel writers, and I will miss you bigly.  :(

What part of “eventually lower greenhouse gas emissions” is awful, exactly?

Your first sentence coupled with your avatar made me think that you flew across the country regularly and were served DQ mid-flight. At second glance, I must honestly say that I am somewhat disappoint.

Rude Negro is kind of a jerk. He was chased off Jez because his comments were all really shitty and bullying. He’s come back in recent days, but I don’t think he’s wanted.

Vanilla cone dipped in chocolate or GTFO.