Hey, thanks!

I 100% clicked on this story thinking it might be the one in KoP.

I like savory oatmeal, not sweet, but I have yet to manage an overnight oats recipe that works well.  Anyone have any ideas?

100% with you. Full fat cottage cheese is DELICIOUS. Eff that low-fat nonsense.

Ok, that hotdog leash, but also I just quit drinking on Monday. Fingers crossed. 

I’m more squinked that he is puffing his chest out at ‘marrying the hottest girl in the world,’ because it makes me feel like he’s in love with the idea, but not the person.  But what do I know?  I’m just a caveman.

Re: Cardi B - me, too. I have suffered from rapid-cycling bipolar disorder for most of my life, and was at a very high risk of PPD or PPS. In fact, the opposite happened. It was the first time in my life that my brain was balanced.

Welp, there goes my lunch.

I appreciate you taking the time to type this out - it comPLETEly validates what I had thought. Except for the part about you being a garbage person, of course. :)

What show was it?

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t picturing you at 6'4".  But then again, the only picture I’ve seen of you is your avatar, and that’s not exactly height-specific.

...not sure why The Proclaimers song has a picture of The Pretenders?

To paraphrase Dan Savage: fuck the fuck off, you fucking fuck.

Redacted. You’re not worth it.

Hold on. You’re cranky because someone “attacked” hot dogs?

McDonalds actually *does* coat their fries with beef. Their fries, at least in the USA, are not veg.

Exactly how was someone else’s opinion shoved down your throat? Someone posted, you CHOSE to come back with an antagonistic response. OP did not seek you out, but YOU sought out OP by replying. See how that works?

Don’t tear a ligament with that stretch.

Oh, shut up. That’s not at all what happened. Quit being knee-jerk and try to use some critical thinking instead of just quickly resorting to that dead fucking chestnut that is “HERP DERP VEGANS ARE SO ANNOYING AMIRITE.”

Serious question: what in the actual fuck is your problem? Why are your panties in such a twist over someone else’s opinion?