I sure hope you never have to find yourself in a similar situation.

Here is a fun thing about oral challenge tests: they aren’t always as comprehensive as they need to be. Case in point: I did an challenge test for shrimp, and had no reaction at all, and was cleared to eat it. I few days later, I had a salad with shrimp on it, and went into anaphalaxis. Had I not had an epi-pen with…

Well, to be fair, JCM started out basically the same way, and look where he is now! You’re in good company! :)

This can NOT be real.

Eh, he’s bad. At least to me, as he has abandoned multiple pets because they just didn’t fit his lifestyle anymore. Anna Faris is complicit, so the two of them are garbage in my book.

My favorite part about this fuckin’ jabroni opening his mouth is where he - notorious animal-abandoner - has the mf’ing stones to give anyone advice on how to give meds to a dog.

I suspect that you may be right.

So, I actually grew up in Italy, and the pasta e fagioli that I ate was not tomato-based. But yours looks really good! I’m going to give it a whirl. Oh, and I 10000000000000000% agree on the DOC San Marzanos. Everything else is just meh.

I played Yitzhak for over a decade (on and off), including a number of times for Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDs. That show is very dear to my heart. :) <3

I am sick to fucking death of these dumb cunts - who have all the privilege and power they could possibly want - whining about “not being heard.” Fuck off, the lot of you.

Starred for “jabronis.”

Ok, so your username is a Hedwig reference, right?

*Feckless Cunt

Please invite me over.

Wow - that is pre-sleeves! Also: WOULD. 100% WOULD ALL DAY ERRYDAY.

Ew.

I completely believe it. No sarcasm or snark, I 100% believe you.

Any Dollop reference automatically makes the day better.

http://thesmokinggun.com/file/bill-murray-accused-drug-spouse-abuse

That rolls right off the tongue.