Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

Hey there - hi! So, I have some close-ish perspective on this. I’m a member of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels. I’m not from Kentucky, I do not live in Kentucky, I do not eat fried chicken (I am, in fact, a vegetarian),I do not support horse racing (although I rather do like bourbon), I don’t support…

Can confirm. I’m from Italy, and we always microwaved our milk before putting it in cereal. Also, we have special biscuits that you put in warm milk to dissolve to give to babies who are moving to the solid foods stage. Totally normal.

Eh, we’ve been doing this for years. For about 30 seconds - it takes the chill off the milk that would otherwise be too cold on the teeth.

I think I am officially too world-weary and old for that headline.

...but just because she had the resource available to her doesn’t mean she used them. Hugs, fellow sufferer.

I saw this guy on Nightline last night. There were shots of him decorating a cake. If that’s “art,” then I’m a fucking cheeseburger, and he can fuck right off with his ‘freedom of artistic expression.’ I’ve seen supermarket cakes with better ‘art.’ 

I know this is OT, but um...

Counterpoint to the Celebitchy article: Jen Aniston does not, in fact, look great in those pictures. She looks as though she had sliiiiightly too much botox/fillers. Courtney Cox, on the other hand, looks beautiful - so much better since she decided to let her fillers ‘relax.’

I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to be an audiobook narrator. Of course, in the VO world, that’s about the same as having dreams of Hollywood or Broadway stardom, but hey, a girl can dream work her ass off to try and achieve her goals!

He was chased off Jezebel for this exact behavior. It seems as though he has decided to take up residence here instead.

I start voice over classes in three weeks. I can’t wait! I’m also in a production of Twelfe Night that opens on Friday, and I am VERY. EXCITED. It’s my first Shakespeare!

I needed something beautiful in my lif today, and your story was it. Thank you for sharing, and thank you for reminding me that the world has wonderful people in it. ❤️

I have no AC, and I live in a hot, humid environment. I swear by the following- body lotion with a few drops of peppermint oil. Mixy, mixy, rub all over. The, AAAHHHH.

I had never heard of Amber Marchese before today, and after watching both parts of this video series, I am confident in my decision that I would like to push her down a flight of stairs. Oh, and that I would prefer to go back to not knowing who she is.

If any of you have pets up in doggy heaven please tell them to go find Bee because she could really use a good play date right now.”

GARBANZOS OR GTFO

Good hummus requires really good tahini. This is the best tahini I’ve ever, ever had.

Are you Finnish?

Um. I’m 45 and I have 8 dogs. So...win?