TEAM ROGELIO FOREVER.

What’s that I smell? Is it..sarcasm?

I highly doubt that anyone on a farm has the time or inclination to get the animal, fill a barrel, put the animal in a cage, and then stand over it, poking it with a stick while it flailed and drowned when they could just shoot it. Think about what you just said.

Shut up.

okay there, SevereButthole.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD I CAN’T WAIT!!!!

I have never been so angry with my BFF as when he and his partner did a three-week tour of China. I was screaming at him, “WHY WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR MONEY TO A COUNTRY THAT HATES YOU AND YOUR KIND?!?” and he just brushed it off, saying that he really wanted to see the Great Wall, etc.

Chickenshit coward.

Nice try, sugartits, but no.

Oh, excuse me, I stand corrected. You *did* read the article, and you are still an insufferable douche-bag. Got it.

You know, I’d actually consider your point of view, but aside from “HERP DERP I THINK VEGANS ARE DUM ACAUSE I DON’T UNNERSTAND SOMEONE ELSE’S LIFE CHOICES,” you don’t have one. I think it’s time you did a little self-reflection as to why you’re so unoriginal and boring.

No, you didn’t. That same bullshit chestnut has been around since the days of “I know a lady who named her kids Lemonjello and Oranjello.”

Oh, honey. We both know that you have no friends.

It was really cool how you, an idiotic Internet Warrior, thought you knew more than the British Veterinary Association.

YEP.

My favorite part was where you came up with an original hot take.

So, not only did you *not* read the article, you are an insufferable douche bag. I do, however, suspect that most people know this about you - hell, I bet people that you pass on the street sense it - and therefore, your hypothetical “hosting a dinner at my house” has never happened.

Or don’t invite them over, and let them breathe a sigh of relief that they don’t have to deal with your shitty, unoriginal attitude.

This is almost exactly my go-to, but I also use peppers in adobo, and I use my InstantPot. Sometimes (usually in the deep of winter) I throw in a handful or two of oats to add more hearty “oooomph.” My SO is a omnivore, and he fucking LOVES this chili.

And I guarantee they are all grateful.