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Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

Boats are the cars of the sea

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

There are anti-dog trolls now?

I have seen a lot of people referring to this breed of cat as “hippo” which is maybe the name of the breed? This is confusing because hippo is also a nick name for hippopotomuses. Maybe it’s because these cats like water so much?

Why is this cat all lumpy and moist?

Worst cat ever.

That type of logic is a pillar of the Round-Earth conspiracy. Everyone knows that the world really works on Asteroids rules, wherein if you travel off the edge of one screen you appear from the edge of the next.

Another dimension? Another dimension.

We’re going to build a wall. It’s going to be a great wall. Let me tell you folks, when the zoo sends its cats, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending cats that have lots of problems. They don’t come when called. They’re bringing dead birds. They’re bringing small rodents. They’re killers. And some, I assume,…

Ollie’s headed to the White House. Pussy’s about to grab back.

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

Oh hai. Please give me all the trophies.

Is this where we post pictures of our dogs? Because if it is, this is Wilson.

Airedale, or it didn’t happen.

OH MY GOOD GOD I AM SLAIN YES FABER WINS

My dog trying not to look at the turkey on her paw.

She’s crazy but she’s a good dog

Faber wins.