Captain America driving a Cadillac ATS comes in, throws a shield, says something about Hitler. Then Hulk comes in with a Hellcat on 50inch monster truck tires and runs everything over.

I think my automobile debut event attention span would be about 12 minutes. I've already given up on this one. Are you tasked with watching and reacting to this whole thing? If so, I'm sorry; they better at least let you be the review driver for this car.

Oldsmobile.

This thing has been going on for an hour? How long are car reveals, typically?

Looks like a stretched Escalade pickup truck.

Mustang GT is the $$/HP champ. I don't remember the exact number, but it was in the 70s of dollars per horsepower, where the Hellcat is $84/hp. The Camaro SS, at$80.99/hp, is also a great power-for-your-dollar buy, but not quite as good as its Ford rival.

I hope they're aiming a little higher than 7 series if they want to shake up the $100k luxury sedan segment.

Mustachioed smiley face.

Those last few seconds though

not sure if diving that thing around town would qualify as fun, but it looks challenging as hell, so I doubt it was boring.

Are we talking theory or actual "drive it off the lot and floor it" type speed? Because the S65 would have to be way up there if they totally removed the governor. Rapide S and Panamera Turbo S can hit 190 and 192 respectively, according to Google.

Can I get a base F Type for that much? If not, I'd buy most of an F Type, maybe leave the trunk unfinished to keep the costs down.

I see more Raptors a week than I do Miatas, and being from Florida, I see a bunch of Miatas. Hell, there are 5 Raptors in my neighborhood. 3 live within a football field of each other. Ford has probably made a profit on the Raptor solely within my city.

Piggybacking off of yesterday's useless comparison criteria:

I wish the ATS coupe was this dramatic.

Rollin coal to make a political statement? I'D RATHER RAISE HELL

$35k is cheeeeeaaaaaaaapppp. I hope it's not slow. Or if it is slow, I hope they'll let me pay more money to get a not-slow version.

It's only $84.72/hp. The Versa is $109.17/hp. HELLCAT IS THE ECONOMIC CHOICE FOR ECONOMIC PEOPLE THIS HAS BEEN SETTLED BY MATHS

Didn't Tesla complete a Ring lap? Teslas use zero gallons of gas.

It needs an 8 speed. The 6 is good, but the other transmissions in the class range from magic to amazing.