I don’t want Trump’s thoughts and prayers, thank you very much.

Great question. He is in the game, he’s just not a central party member like Donald and Goofy are.

Joe Mande was a Lerpiss as well.

Good: I just finished Cold Steel II yesterday and today Cold Steel III’s localisation was announced.

My hotel’s as clean as an elven arse!

PORTALS!

Huh, why is Lee Pace in Kimmy Schmidt’s apartment?

Doomtrain was called Glasya Labolas in the Japanese version of FFVIII. Glasya Labolas is a boss in the Crystal Tower Raids. Doomtrain is therefore in FFXIV.

He doesn’t owe anyone anything, but he also shouldn’t expect us to give a shit anymore if he ever manages to finish it.

It’s more like that the free popcorn they gave out was stale.

Teslaquila makes me think of eagles more than alcohol.

Sure, take the very first line out of context and then assume the rest is all the same, and ignore the fact that the first line is one of the most iconic and are all likely to be based on a single source anyway.

Not to mention that Sydney’s Russian mother had Brazilian and Italian sisters.

On a similar note, Octavia Spencer playing herself as a female Tracy insists Harriet Tubman should be called Harriet Tubgirl.

I hope Sony remembers to include Perfect Weapon. I've never seen any game like it. 

I really don’t understand this whole “advertising by over-saturation” tactic. What person is more likely to purchase a product the more they see ads for it? Am I just the outlier in that if I see an ad for something too many times I have zero interest in ever giving them my money since they’ve already taken way too…

Networks don’t want to put stuff out in December after critics have already finalised their best-of the year lists. That’s the only explanation I can think of.

That would be win-win for him too. He would get to claim that he was shut down by those supporting the “conspiracy”, while also, you know, not getting his ass killed.

As a lake in the middle of Africa... I guess it’s better than usual.

MC attunement is easy, one run of BRD. It’s Onyxia attunement that’s kind of a pain.