Eugene Victor Tooms has the rare prestige of being a great TV monster who is somehow less monstrous than the actor who protrays him.

Don’t worry, in a few more years people will be trying to sell all their coastal property to Aquaman.

Aptly full of Gothic Castles.

Or have the main character of Dead Like Me show up on Hannibal with a slightly different name.

I found his role there a bit disappointing, personally. Oh well, he’ll be able to move on to more interesting roles now.

Is it just me or do those epaulets make it look like someone’s chopped his arm off at the shoulder?

I think tourism might be dead for a while either way...

Chopin was born in 1810. That’s not 18th Century, Mike.

I’m glad the cocoa was labelled. I would have been worried it was chili otherwise.

Splunge?

Unless your pack is fresh from the factory, anyway...

I dunno, Lyra not being past puberty is a pretty important plot point.

Once again the FFXIV soundtrack ruins everything it touches with that god-awful sound library.

I’m sure Tituss Burgess will be playing Sebastian. Right?

Funnily enough, I just finally cancelled my netflix after 6 uninterrupted years. Granted, this was before I read this, but I feel even more vindicated now.

Now... and?

Michael Sheen channels Jason Mantzoukas. What’s not to love!

free fuckin’ gratis

So we’re doing Friends-style “The one...” episode titles for this season?