It's a fairly interesting concept, but I'm.mortal? Seriously?Sounds like a really bad garage metal band name.

picture a succession of spherical black holes placed one on top of the other to form a cylindrical shape, and that's basically what a black string is.

@PajamaSam: I'd be okay with that. Play the final boss first, watch a cutscene from the beginning of the story, play the previous scene leading up to the final boss battle...

Yeah, the length of life is really the only personal one I'd ever want. Most of the others still have enough variables involved where I'd be terrified of screwing it up. Especially the name of the person most suited to me, oh my hell is that a lot of pressure.

@xsbs: "People interested in astronomy and space can be enthralled by a feed from some astronauts or a space agency."

@xsbs: So you didn't care if anyone responded, but you wanted to be part of the discussion? If you didn't want attention for it, you might as well have written it on a post-it note and placed it on your monitor. You had a "random stupid thought" and you shared it with the world.

@Wrathernaut: So you feel stifled by the format. Fair enough. Your quasi-Thought Police invokation doesn't hold water because all those other outlets still exist.

@Waffles And Syrup: I don't want to seem like there's no legitimate reason to avoid Twitter. People can hate it, that's fine. What I find ridiculous is people who proudly proclaim that they're not narcissistic enough to broadcast their thoughts on the internet... On the internet.

@xsbs: So how is what you're doing by posting that comment any different? You don't care about the site, so you're not being constructive. You're just speaking your opinion, hoping you get some attention and that people care what you have to say.

@Wrathernaut: So why don't you use Twitter?

@MSUHitman: I was stuck in the house one day a few months ago, decided to achievement-spam this game. I made a team, comprised it of every player there was an achievement for, then made a second team of 5'3" scrubs. Played a 12-minute game on Rookie, I think I had +250GP by halftime.

@Owen Good: Punts doesn't really make any sense either, getting it out-of-bounds is legal, and a necessary strategy to pinning a team deep in their own territory. Had to be about kickoffs, where it's a penalty and a ball-spot at the 40, I believe.

@Pierzy: "Next time, kid? Hold on to it harder, better, faster, stronger."

Reminds me of the old Deadspin feature when an editor would post a Featured ESPN.com Comment of the Day, and the commenters would tear it apart just like this.

"14. Jeff regrets buying a house without a west-facing window so he could have just seen the dog himself, along with Mary, who he still can't bring himself to ask out, despite compulsively watching every YouTube video she uploads. Sack up, Jeff."

@kozi: Don't troll, they're just comparing the genuine speaker to the knock-off look-alike brands like Ahamay.

7:00 - "Now, this is the tricky part."

@OCEntertainment: I'll allow it.

Everyone do me a personal favor. Instead of commenting here about how awful the Jonas Brothers are, go one post back and look at some amazing photography. You're doing yourself an injustice when you waste your time on things you dislike. They don't matter that much.

@cromartie: "Because, in American society, it's easier and more fun, frankly, to dislike something either on purpose or through conscious irony, than it is to be a big fan of something. (And that's ok, that's your right)."