Allow me to be not funny for a moment, because for some reason, negative marketability is a hot-button issue in my head right now.

Oh, sure, but when Cee-Lo Green does it, it's a work of art.

@kooch888: That DVD set was the only thing I've ever preordered in my life, and I don't care who knows. Brilliant show.

@Beardbeardly: That's outstanding. I would have struggled to not laugh and mention that the man put out a program to duplicate his exact sound and entire source of mainstream appeal for iPhones.

So this is how Tool writes their lyrics.

@Shamoononon: There's gotta be a formula out there explaining the self-fulfilling spiral when niche market + polarizing figure = MEGABIGDEAL. Why is he getting yelled about any more than anything else Disney's churned out over the past 10 years?

@Gottliebs Cards: Seriously, giving yourself a heart condition is suicide now? I thought that was just called a long weekend.

"Wow, that shotglass avalanche looks awesome, I need to try that.

He's no Axe Cop.

@Krdshrk: This too shall pass.

@I-Gemini-I: If the guy had only posted the top picture, saying "WHOA," you'd have a point. He didn't. The full picture is showing the over-the-top (so to speak) covering up of an image that really didn't need it by any standard, especially using your own "it's not like you haven't seen boobs before" logic.

@Grive: I identify with this mindset most. Earbuds are mostly used in my case when I need to split attention, or just need a quick and conspicuous sound source, rather than anything involving heavy listening. I have the requisite Grados cans at home, I splurged on a stereo setup, but when it comes to music-on-the-go,…

I think a major turning point was around 1990, when the world learned that even if you do get stuck in a pit of quicksand, all you have to do is press A repeatedly.

I absolutely need this, because outside of the Gawker network (usually), I am always, ALWAYS mad at myself for scrolling past the professionals' words, and into the land of the anonymous public. There's at least 3 times a week where I start to type an incredulous retort to someone who's said something particularly…

Inevitably, Spiderman Catch 3 will feature 2 balls in the air at once, and an incoherent path to the wall.

@danstewart25: The waveforms line up exactly. Fire up the source link to Soundcloud and open up a new tab to search for the original. Since the player scales both files to the same visual length, you can switch back and forth and see that nothing is structurally changed. Post-processing is still possible, the original…

Shit's for slinging, not singing.

Was... Was that your Madden? I thought your kid turned on Looney Tunes during a Sylvester the Cat bit.

I've gotten this 3 or 4 times in NBA 2K10. The cheerleaders will stay out there as well, and they're solid characters, you don't just phase through them.

@justhesh: I picked up on the Silversun Pickups sighting first.