I followed everything but the Mark Madsen shoutout at 2:55. I thought he went to Stanford?

@Ron-Mexic0: I've always wondered what would be a more fun job: Cameraman in charge of finding random hot chicks in the crowd for the feed to cut to, or cameraman in charge of finding distraught fans of the away team. It's a toss-up.

I do enjoy the subconscious element of the first line of this article challenging us to get through the rest. I normally wouldn't just out of disinterest in other people's psychological self-help tricks, but that one line kicked my brain into "F-U I'm capable of this" mode.

@attomolar: Then ask yourself which is more entertaining from a cinematic perspective.

@John_Hazard: Depends entirely on your definition of "better". It doesn't get more exciting or more cinematically dramatic. It gets deeper, more cerebral, more elaborate. The moral issues of it all take hold toward the end, but they're not bombastically played.

I take issue with the statement "the most realistic depiction of time travel you're ever likely to see," because frankly, how the devil would you know?

@soldstatic: Being frustrated over the can of soda might have triggered your nerves and made you less able to hold onto the coffee and/or the lunch, and your negative mood around your girlfriend may have upset her more when she was looking for positivity. Those things are the cause/effect types of day-to-day issues…

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@SEDAGIVE?!: You just made me Wiki Steve Guttenberg (sober and on purpose!) to find out whether or not he was dead.

The Stonecutters must be losing their clout if this is the best gig they can find for Guttenberg nowadays.

@Jux: I think the perceived issue is not only fear of whistleblowing, but a perp knowing they're getting attention spurring them on to more aggressive and potentially dangerous actions. Hamming it up for the camera, as it were. The less attention a bad situation gets, the better.

I'm not usually in the business of exploiting death for cheap laughs, but given my username here, I'm kinda mad I didn't see this post sooner.

Somewhere on the internet, I like to think there's a black woman writing a blog post about how fascinating I am because I won't shut up about indie rock and existentialism. And sports!

@BRuddy: Building Kick! EXPLOSION!: It's Deadspin founder Will Leitch. I don't know his basketball allegances (if he has any), but he's from Illinois, he had no vested interest aside from potential entertainment value for the sake of his writing.

Two things to those who aren't clear on what happened and why the sports world is angry:

@stjberserker: Poor, poor Ehlo.

I don't buy this for a second. Pants-guy is fine, that's totally believable. But there's no way I'm suspending disbelief that on 6 seperate occasions, some guy has whipped out a cell phone and pointed the camera at the row of occupied urinals and emerged unscathed.

@kylecpcs: The rest of the article. If you're looking to condense, maybe "mistake." "Abomination." "Downfall." "Disaster." "Mishandling."

@kylecpcs: No, it's not. The article surrounding it might be, since it actively makes points and reasonings, but you just like that line because the word "fail" is popular.

"Now, if only Xbox Live would follow suit."