@Roy Hobbs: Offals? Cow-hides? It's even less comprehensible than the usual Britianese, but I'm loving it so much.

@YummyCyanide: I have to assume you're referring more to high school and amature teams than pro support. The Patriots are huge in Springfield, it's the Revolution that's the complete mystery out here.

Nebuchadnozzle.

I guess what we're saying is, stay tuned for our next recurring feature, "Why Your Stadium Will Kill You."

Ever seen a coked-out lead singer try to crowdsurf with wired mic in tow? It's an amusing sight to watch security scramble to prevent some hapless schmuck from getting noosed by a Monster Cable.

This all would have gone so much better if you just said you'd found her on the floor of a bar in San Jose.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: You've got it all wrong. This picture was clearly taken at the retailer. Think about it, who would intentionally let a Pirates game in their house?

@Mr.Boh: Not for any concern of tastefulness, they just knew there's no way they'd get more than one hit out of it.

@atticus18244fsas: Love City & Colour. Dislike Alexisonfire. Dallas Green has a phenomenal voice, but I just can't enjoy the other guy.

These basketball players have more personality than the Monstars' Shawn Bradley-alien!

Kludgy systems of random, arbitrary comment-promotion based on sheer timing and circumstance?

@icy_one: Again, this is all about you taking these business decisions personally. That's it. YOU feel slighted because the Lady Gaga pack didn't have Telephone, or whatever your gripe is. I'm not telling you to buy everything, I'm telling you to have some perspective and not accuse a company of shoddy business…

@icy_one: I never said anything about the genre declining. I'm aware of it, and I doubt anything, up to and including releasing whatever it is you think we all want, they could do this generation will revive it to its 2008 extent. I'm just amused by your entitled attitude over a monumental shift in rights management…

@icy_one: Wow.

@icy_one: I know, how dare they release a full album and refuse to add a song from a completely different album?

Buter beats Syracuse!

@uncarlo: Yes, "Jack White" is disappointed in the music industry that this is more effective in reaching new audiences than anything the labels are doing. Read between the lines, his gripe was never with the games themselves.

@J-a-z: Wow, you either already knew or listened to all 100+ songs in the 4 hours the list has been out? That's impressive.

@ChiltonGaines: Kotaku Youth Rep: More like "Somebody in The Main Drag enjoys Rock Band", and that's the only part of the process that matters now. HMX has no say in what bands chart what songs for the RBN.