@MitchKayak: Oh man scooped on a story about a easily-followed and perfectly-documented sequence of events as posted on a Twitter page thousands of people follow.

"I'm sorry, I was under the impression the talking sock over there would be introducing you."

Ah yes, it's great that we finally have a man devoted to upholding the time-honored baseball tradition of 50-game suspensions.

@Noodle-Works: Foreigner. Last week.

I am 10 minutes in and she has not gotten a single one of Drew's jokes or gun-related innuendo.

Hey, uh, not to get all Gizmodo, but that mp3 link isn't working.

So that's why Kerry Wood refuses to win anything.

Chin up, Mr. Mirken. Your line of Stockton Hall of Fame shorts is still in the clear.

who buys a hat that says "Hall of Fame" on it?

And to think the last thing Albuquerque was known for was being a difficult intersection for Bugs Bunny.

@MopUpReliever: I wish I could tag/not:favre life.

@Fatty_B: And yet, the last time many of us felt a similar wish on a person was hoping Favre suffers a career-ending injury in the very near future.

@The Artie Lange Gunsmith Intern: Rosin. That's the joke.

So maybe I'm being oversensitive, but can we discuss Shelly Smith asking Mike Scioscia, after briefly mentioning all the pitchers on the DL, "What did you do to upset the pitching gods?" This clip of the interview being aired during an Adenhart-focused segment of BBTN?

John Cusack had no such qualms.

Hey, as long as it wasn't typed in a basement, it's perfectly rational.

@MrKlorox: I know!! We need something like some IRON MAIDEN HELL YEAH!!!

@UberScytheLord: Because it's simultanious as opposed to over the course of weeks/months?

@koldkalamity: I hate these comments that complain about what the DLC isn't even more than the ones that complain about what it is. It's such a shot-in-the-dark thing, of all the thousands of semi-popular bands in history, why even make the effort to complain about one random lottery draw of a selection? If it comes,…

@The 200-ft. Home Run Club Admissions Intern: What's that? You start by wanting to taking a jab at the proper-nouned "SWWT", forget, then quote the guy out-of-context? Oh you sly dog, you must need coffee by the bucketload.