"They got wet," said Someone Who Was There.

The new Lost Under Glove into the Outfield stat is hitting the sabermetrics soon, I hope.

@The Cleveland Chalk Dust Cleanup Intern: Alternately, Gheorge Musesan in My Giant 2.

We all know this is just a stepping stone for him to take Shawn Bradley's place in Space Jam 2.

Personally, I'd much rather see a tie-in with scenes from his brother's breakout role in Sahara.

As Rush's "Limelight" plays

Isn't Steven Strasberg already at like 280?

I consider myself a man just as much as anybody.

@TRT-X: Probably not, in fact, it looks a couple weeks old, as the Social Distortion songs out last week aren't there.

Well, I'll sure as hell remember where I was when I read this post: Shuddering off the douchechills of a lifetime.

I actually think the disemvoweling sommehow makes this thread less confusing.

I'm sure I got plenty of votes, but my name changing gimmick just kept them from tallying right.

their terrible lost weekend isn't even over yet!

@Sandy Magic Jackson: Kevin Bacon was first-ballot last night.

Drew, is it racist if I think you sound exactly like Seth Rogan?

@Candace Parker C Cups: Dang.

@The /tag/not:brett-favre/ Ad Campaign Intern: Hmm. Makes my name preview in collapsed comments just show "The..."

Don't mind me, DUAN, just making sure the new name shows correctly.

"I lament the disorganisation,"

Never would have had a problem if Trevor would play Tupac - Hail Mary.