@My Asian Ex Looks Just Like Erin Andrews: You are what's given Deadspin, and really, blog commenters on the internet in general, a foul reputation among the public majority. You've turned an incredibly tragic incident into a self-serving soapbox to scream your insensitive hacks at anyone in earshot with no value…

Man, how did the Southeast Vermont Sports Blog manage to get scooped on this?

Hate to break it to you this way, man, but Kudler's dead. Shot himself last night.

I always knew those Jabbawockeez were up to no good.

She kind of asked for it when she used a RealDoll as a stand-in for her bio pic.

Didn't Manny do that during a game last year?

You'll all feel foolish when the first thing to come into view is a scarecrow dressed as Shawn Taggart being thrown from the roof.

@The Intern: Preview button whine.

Yes, nothing says Mets fandom like "ITS OUR YEAR" etched in permanent brick on the sidewalk. Excellent planning, Carolyn Majola.

@The Mighty Pigs: TO buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Really though, who's surprised by the recruiting tactics at Sac State?

Luckily, Richard Justice will still be ESPN's go-to man for the inside information on... Uhh...

@In Dusty No Trusty: Yeah, it's sad for everyone involved, but as far as this account goes, the extent of his strength and kindness went as far as the bucket of money he threw at it. Not exactly a humanizing account of him. Whether that's negligent writing or he really did just write a check to ease the pain, he's not…

Daydream fuel?

Much like Fallon's show, no one will care until they rename themselves to ?hattanooga.

"Did you see that new soccer club? What? The- The one with doves. I bet that's John Woo's team."

Alright, dick joke me to death here, but I can't find the funny or the irony or the whatever it's going for in the interview excerpt. That is to say, since it's Deadspin, I'm assuming it IS funny and I just don't get it.

No worries about job status here, I was fired after my boss caught me drinking from an iBeer.

@Kid Canada: You're no George Pettit, son.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: /Straight 'Kast, homie.