/Straight cast, homie.

interaction with athletes via Twitter

You guys wait for Selection Sunday to fill out brackets? Pussies.

@Mr. Sparkle: At least you're not Cooley.

@The Intern: Uh, imagine that was a picture of Pat Patriot, I guess.

Rumor is, this guy was also packaged in the deal:

...and both are still around, albeit as a shell of their former selves as the writing and direction gets continually less focused on the original aim of the creators and lost in a wash of one-off gimmick bits and senseless wackiness.

@Her?: Furious at all of you that Joe Budden's perpetually-delayed official sophomore album Padded Room finally got released this past week, and none of you mentioned it. Anyone who solely remembers him for Pump It Up is sorely mistaken on the guy. The new album isn't quite as good as his s/t debut, but both are…

"My only regret about the book is that it does not say that Aikman is gay. I had no idea and nor do I care to this day.

golf world's version of "Look Ma, I'm on the teevee!"

Bully for Trinity!

Lest I just yammer on about Woody Allen and the guy from Band Of Horses every week, I'm limiting myself to only one non-sports-related person a week.

Shitty pun jokes aside, all these inspirational stories about players overcoming the odds really have nothing on this guy that came out of childhood as a functional male with the name Sage. That's a Russian Roulette of masculinity, Dad.

You think this is bad, but he's got absolutely terrible Twister form.

@Sports-Pun: You don't realize the stigma that comes with being "It" on graduation day. I think it does on your transcript.

6'4", 332-lb.*

As for the Water Cube? Now an Olympic-sized hotbox.

@TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: So, next week, The Commenter Hall Monitor Intern? Got it.

a rap song he had produced about his experience would be unveiled

So did Jeremy leap into the body of a Waxing Off girl for this submission?